wearemage:

feyariel:

probablyfunrpgideas:

kavatprime:

Two universal constants of high fantasy living:

  • If something falls into ruin a necromancer will move in 100% of the time
  • There is a critical mass of gold that will summon a dragon. If you keep accurate records and stay below it you’ll be fine

I’m sorry, sir, if you don’t renovate your summer keep and live in it at least one month out of the year, we’ll have to charge you with Negligent Dungeonization of Property. The old cellar laboratory might have belonged to your uncle, but if you aren’t going to use it, something will.

The players are a squad of government investigators, trying to prevent monsters from claiming new habitat. It’s mainly negotiation but sometimes people have an interest in attracting dangerous entities for their own purposes.

(Begins concocting AU for all of the lawful Collective peeps.)

Alarin would make a great tax collector.

“Sir, you can either pay  1000 gold coins NOW or 100 000 later, when the dragon destroys half of the City to get to your vault.”

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risamari:

finalized this and made a night version. this year i’m focusing on slowing down and not cutting corners. might have less sketches, but hopefully better quality!

thegrandelusa:

the-emef:

ob2komario:

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

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Fact:

http://i.imgur.com/kE7xE2P.gif

They actually did that.

cannot. stop. laughing.

Lizzy.

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

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a soft friend rests in the light

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Uh oh… getting… sleepy….

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Unconchious

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madein-losangeles:

quietly-islayem:

00incognegro:

Just walk Jalen

Damn Jalen please walk

He be ready to get tf outta there.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

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officialunitedstates:

seems like almost every song these days has music in it

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wearepaladin:

Hunter the Reckoning, The Judge by Dmitry Bezrodniy

monkeysaysficus:

erinkyan:

peaceuptoesdown:

@theminky – just gonna leave this right here for LJ……

Credit @thesanityclause

I fucking hate puns but I FUCKING LOVE USAGI’S FACES IN THESE COMICS I LOVE IT EVEN MORE THAN I HATE PUNS

Oh. Well now I know why I like Venus so much.

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oxboxer:
“ Katyusha. Commission!
Want me to draw you a commission too? Info here!
”

oxboxer:

Katyusha. Commission!

Want me to draw you a commission too? Info here!

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i-am-a-fish:

meanest-thieves-steal-blankets:

i-am-a-fish:

philosophical-wanton:

i-am-a-fish:

reasons to shave:

✔️ hoo boy, it is warm out and I gotta cool off pronto!

✔️ I love feeling smooth sm….. I love feeling like a slippery slab of bacon….

✔️ FUCJ FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKS IM ITCHY EVERYTHING ITCHES

✔️ I love the look of being clean shaven and that’s all there is to it!

🚫 some JERKWEASEL told you to shave

✔️ To provide better aerodynamics when being catapulted through the air

✔️ Gathering human hair for any number of spells, voodoo rituals or arts projects

✔️ Well I shaved my eyebrows may as well shave everything else while I’m at it

🚫 I’m scared some JERKWEED might say something if I don’t

@philosophical-wanton an EXCELLENT addition thank u

Reasons NOT to shave:

✔️hoo boy do I hate feelin the wind against my bare skin

✔️F l u f f y

✔️no time to shave

✔️too much effort to shave

✔️razor burn

✔️allergic to shaving

✔️I just don’t want to shave and that’s all!!

🚫shaving is for girls only

🚫hair makes u manly

You can do what you want with your body because it’s your body! Other people don’t control your body! Men can shave their legs too! Girls can be hairy too! Everybody gets to decide what they want to do with their own body!

fucking……yes…… go off…….. thank you @meanest-thieves-steal-blankets

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kevinlucbert:
“ Conciliabule
21 x 29,7cm, ink on paper, Kevin Lucbert, 2018.
”

kevinlucbert:

Conciliabule

21 x 29,7cm, ink on paper, Kevin Lucbert, 2018.

perplexingly:

Really wanted to try animating water;;;
Used the thing I sketched some time ago as a base

manfrommars2049:
“-may the best win!- by ömer tunç via ImaginaryCharacters
”
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